The husband who thought he was a refrigerator.

A husband comes to believe that he is a refrigerator. After worrying about his condition for weeks, his wife finally persuades him to go to a psychiatrist with her. The psychiatrist examines the man carefully, and afterward tries to assure the wife that she has nothing to be concerned about.

The woman is a bit perturbed.

"But doctor," she says, "at night when he sleeps with his mouth open, the light keeps me awake!"

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